February 2011
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“Ryan Quinn: Class noob.”
– Maddie Chang
Confusion with Names :(
Micah: I didn't know Hollywood video made duffle bags, Connor *muffled sound* Marjorie.
Me: Wait. Did you just mix us up?!
Micah: No... I said "Connor, and Marjorie"
Me: Oh. I thought you had said, "Connor, I MEAN Marjorie." Wait. Was that you or Ethan that mixed us up? I think that was Ethan. He mixed us up and I have no idea how...
*Connor walking down the hall*
Me: HEY ETHAN!
Me: SHIT. *facepalm*
January 2011
Detroit Metal City
Hewett: Adila, have you watched Detroit Metal City yet?
Adila: No
Hewett: WE'RE WATCHING THAT.
Adila and I: WTF. NO.
Adila: OH MY GOD. WHAT IS THIS.
Me: HEWETT, TURN THIS OFF.
Hewett: What? No! This is the best anime ever!
*Clay walks in*
Girl in DMC: *saying something about her cunt being wet*
Clay: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. I WALK IN AND THIS HAPPENS...
Me: THAT WAS THE REACTION OF ME AND ADILA...
Me: Wanna help us drag Micah to Quickly?
Connor: No thanks. I need to find Vinny.
Me: You don't have to find Vinny. Don't worry. Vinny will find YOU.
Connor: ...that sounded really creepy. I am going to find Vinny before he finds me now...
Food
So. On Friday, Miranda+company, and I went to go watch the One Acts. But let’s rewind for a second.
I was in anime club, but I was getting bored so I decided to take a nap. I was JUST about to sleep when someone pokes me. MICAH FOBBS. WHY. Yeah. I woke up. I wanted to go back to sleep, but then Miranda and her friend Sophia appeared and yeah. I couldn’t sleep anymore.
I was hungry,...
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I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to...
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“I’m sad now… my burger is over…”
– Hannah Tam
A bi-monthly tradition of getting hit in the face:
So. I had change in my pocket. And a quarter fell out and fell to the floor. And Connor, being himself, stepped on my quarter. I wanted my quarter back. 25 cents is a lot when it comes to BUS FAREEEEE. But he wouldn’t give it back even though I was hitting him. And at this time, he was wrapping up his charger, and you know how those Mac chargers have those huge box, yeah. That thing was near...
“Wise men learn by other men’s mistakes, fools by their own.”
– H. G. Bohn
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53.) I have come to the realization that I no...
As much as I want to be nice and friendly, I really just do not care anymore. I have my own problems. I shouldn’t have to tell you how to deal with yours—especially if you are not going to make the effort to follow what I advise. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. I know I sound like a complete ass hole. And again, I could care less if you think like that (because if you do,...
Awkotawko
So my mom picked me up from school, and I was getting out of the car. And these two black guys were walking up the hill on my side of the street. I get out of the car and I’m waiting for my mom because she had to get something out of her side, and then when the guys walk past by me, one of them is like, “Hey baby, wanna be my girlfriend?” I just ignored them and walked away, but...
T-Shirt Time
*passing out T-shirts*
Some guy: I LOVE T-SHRITS!
Me: OH MY GOD ME TOO. T-SHIRTS ARE PRETTY COOL
Some guy: YEAH. THEY KEEP ME WARM.
Me: BRO. COOL STORY. ME TOO.
I still need to figure out who this was…
Pessimism
---First it's all like---
Me: The later I wake up, the more likely I'm going to wear shorts because I realize how sunny it is
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Miranda: I want to go outside. It's such a nice day today!
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Sophie: It's really really nice today, guys. I want to go get some Mitchell's!
Fatima: Yeah! It's nice! We should get some today because tomorrow might not be as nice.
---And then it's all like---
Connor: Today is a horrible day. The sun is out and there isn't a single cloud in the sky! It's too damn bright out here.
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GIRAFFE!!
Abby :D
Oh Mr. Thompson
Mr. Thompson: AY
Cesar: I WAS DOING MATH!!
Ruby: I was explaining!
Mr. Thompson: THAT was not math. You were putting your arm all around her! He was trying to get all close to you! That excuse, "Help me with math..." DON'T START GETTING INTO MULTIPLICATION. Or your DIVISION...
Me: Please.. No subtraction here...
Me: Is our meme war still going on?
Connor: No. I don't think so.
Me: Why not?
Connor: I'm running out of non-perverted memes.
Me: ....awk. Surprise me.
Connor: I think I'd rather not.
Owen, Ruby, Stacey, and my cactus
It’s pretty darn hip with its mustache~
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So I have a few friends that either
1) Want to lose weight 2) Want to eat healthier 3) Want to eat healthier to lose weight
And I’m in the background like, “I need to gain weight. I’m soon going to become underweight. I’m losing pounds like crazy and I don’t know why.”
I remember when I lost 10 lbs in a week for absolutely no intended reason. I drank root...
Underestimated
I might as well vent this out now than vent this out later because this word will always be relevant, especially in the field of working… aka having a job… aka LIFE.
So I’m fairly content at work. I really like work actually.
What I don’t like is how I’m underestimated there to a certain extent.
The extent is that I feel like everyone thinks that I am incapable....
When my day's all good and someone ruins it
chanunu:
When Miranda and I have an awesome moment and Ruby exists :O
It is easy to hate,
leaveittobeaverly:
when you didn’t know they were a victim of abuse, when you didn’t know their parents or loved one passed away, when you didn’t know that their sibling or uncle is in jail, when you didn’t know their father left their family, when you didn’t know they were immigrants looking for a better future, when you didn’t know they moved schools because of financial problems, when you...
Miranda: I want to go to an onsen, but I think that would be really awkward with the guys...
Me: That is why onsens are separated by gender.
Miranda: But still. It'd be awkward.
Me: There would have to be more than two of us to make it less awkward I think.
Miranda: Unless you're with your boyfriend or something, I guess.
Me: UHM NO. That is a precursor to SEX and I am not going to get knocked up in Japan.
RUBY indirectly and accidentally destroy's...
So last year, this happened. That made you go “AWWW” right?
Ruby, you know EXACTLY what I’m talking about without clicking that link
Something you’d see straight out of a movie/TV show.
And then this year,
I’m setting up Miranda and “JACKETS.” I ask Jackets if I could take a picture with him. And then after I’m like, “Oh. You guys should...
